"Can I please have some scotch mommy?"
Me: "Why?"
"So we can play hop scotch silly!"
(almost 3 years old)
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"Can we please go to the park mommy?...Annnd I don't mean Park Royal."
(almost 3 years old - note: Park Royal is a mall near our house)
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"Mommy, if Gavin is your son, then he is my sunshine."
(3 years old, falling in love with her little brother)
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"I'm going to call Gavin GIRL-vin from now on cause he cries so much."
(3 years old, realizing that babies cry. Alot.)
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"Gramma, you would be able to finish your lunch a lot faster if you didn't talk so much."
(3 years old, it was really hard not to laugh at this one)
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"Aww man, you shoulda choosed a different baby mama."
(3.5 years old, when Gavin spilled a glass of milk)
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"Mommy, my eyes aren't watery because I have a cold, they're watery because I had a really big poo at daycare today."
(3.5 years old, said at the dinner table when we had guests over)
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Nana: "What size are your shoes Emma?"
"The same size as my feet, obviously!"
(almost 4 years old)
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Me: "Now do you understand what you did wrong Emma?"
"Ya, I shoulda said Gavin did it."
(almost 4 years old)
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"Technically I DON'T have to eat all of my dinner before I can clear the table."
(4 years old, and sassier than ever!)
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"Mommy look what I'm doing!"
Me: "I can't honey, I'm driving."
"Remember you have eyes on the back of your head? Surely you can see what I'm doing then, riiight?"
(4 years old, in the car)
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