Goldilocks & The Three Bears (Version Bee)

Once upon a time, there was a career mommy of two named Goldilocks who lived in a house in the forest with her husband and two young children.

One day, when she arrived home from a busy day at work, she discovered three bowls of porridge on the kitchen table. Goldilocks was displeased with the mess, but also quite hungry.

She tasted the porridge in the first bowl. "This porridge is too cold!" she said. So she tasted the porridge from the second bowl."This porridge is also cold, and it has a toy car in it?" she proclaimed. She went on to try the third bowl. "This porridge is just right" she said. She poured herself a glass of red wine and gobbled it all up.

After a full bowl of porridge and another glass of red, Goldilocks was feeling a little tipsy, so she went into the living room where she saw three chairs.

Goldilocks sat in the first chair, in hopes of resting her feet. "This chair is much too small, and it has cracker crumbs and sticky juice spills all over the seat!" she proclaimed. She climbed into the second chair. "This chair is much too small as well, and the bright pinks and flower patterns are going to give me a migraine" she said. She shuffled over to the third chair, careful not to spill her wine glass. "Ahhh, this chair is just riiggh..." she started to say, when suddenly, the chair broke into a hundred little pieces and she fell to the floor. Luckily, her wine didn't spill onto the white carpet below.

By this time, Goldilocks had a full-on wine buzz so she went down the hall in hopes of a quick nap before the three bears were to arrive home.

She tried the first bed, but it was covered in stuffed animals. "This bed is much too soft" she said. She then tried the second bed, but it was covered in toy cars and lego pieces, and her legs were hanging off the end. "This bed is much too small and uncomfortable" she slurred. Then she snuggled into the third bed, and it was just right. Goldilocks passed out.

As she was sleeping, the three bears arrived home. They dumped their things on the floor and ran into the kitchen. "Someone's been eating my porridge" growled Papa Bear. "Someone's been eating my porridge, and I can't find my toy car!" whined Toddler Bear. "Someone's been eating my porridge, and it's all gone!" sassed Princess Bear, and she stormed off towards the living room with her arms crossed.

"Someone's been sitting in my...oh cars! Cars!" said Toddler Bear. "Someone's been sitting on my chair, and now it has a dent in the seat." sassed Princess Bear. "Someone's been sitting in my chair, and now I can't find the remote." growled Papa Bear.

The three bears headed down the hall. "Someone's been sleeping in my bed, and they've moved my stuffies!" sassed Princess Bear. "Someone's been sleeping in my bed, and... oh, oh, lego! Lego!" said Toddler Bear. They moved into the master bedroom, to find Goldilocks fast asleep, empty wine glass in hand.

Goldilocks slowly blinked her eyes open, to discover the three bears hovered over her bed. Startled (and slightly hung over), she shrieked and ran out of the room.



Where's mommy going? Who's gonna make us dinner?