After a full bowl of porridge and another glass of red, Goldilocks was feeling a little tipsy, so she went into the living room where she saw three chairs.
By this time, Goldilocks had a full-on wine buzz so she went down the hall in hopes of a quick nap before the three bears were to arrive home.
She tried the first bed, but it was covered in stuffed animals. "This bed is much too soft" she said. She then tried the second bed, but it was covered in toy cars and lego pieces, and her legs were hanging off the end. "This bed is much too small and uncomfortable" she slurred. Then she snuggled into the third bed, and it was just right. Goldilocks passed out.
As she was sleeping, the three bears arrived home. They dumped their things on the floor and ran into the kitchen. "Someone's been eating my porridge" growled Papa Bear. "Someone's been eating my porridge, and I can't find my toy car!" whined Toddler Bear. "Someone's been eating my porridge, and it's all gone!" sassed Princess Bear, and she stormed off towards the living room with her arms crossed.
"Someone's been sitting in my...oh cars! Cars!" said Toddler Bear. "Someone's been sitting on my chair, and now it has a dent in the seat." sassed Princess Bear. "Someone's been sitting in my chair, and now I can't find the remote." growled Papa Bear.
The three bears headed down the hall. "Someone's been sleeping in my bed, and they've moved my stuffies!" sassed Princess Bear. "Someone's been sleeping in my bed, and... oh, oh, lego! Lego!" said Toddler Bear. They moved into the master bedroom, to find Goldilocks fast asleep, empty wine glass in hand.
Goldilocks slowly blinked her eyes open, to discover the three bears hovered over her bed. Startled (and slightly hung over), she shrieked and ran out of the room.
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